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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day


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byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via can--u--knot)

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via can--u--knot)



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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via can--u--knot)

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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(via can--u--knot)

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via bitchicanspeakcat)



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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source: soclest, via bitchicanspeakcat)

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