funkies:

I WANNA KISS A BOY WHO IS ONLY KISSING ME

(via pale-ness)



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jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via kims-kingdom)



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disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

(Source: as-spookyon-tv, via pale-ness)



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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via can--u--knot)



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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit


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intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now


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alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.
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